This Security Guard Is Pretty Slick, the Slick Kind

When Li Luo woke up, he found himself in the security booth at Tangchen Yipin.

"Someone help! I'm being robbed!"

Passerby: "You're a security guard. Why aren't you catching the thief?"

Li Luo: "It's outside the residential compound, so it's not my responsibility!"

"Of all the trades, security guards are the kings!"

"Brothers, remember: the money you earn at your regular jobs is what you're entitled to. The money you earn as a security guard is what you've really made."

Li Luo: "Need to back up? Here, let me help."

Li Luo: "Back, back, back..."

Crash!

Resident: "What were you looking at?"

Li Luo: "I said you were there already, but you kept backing up..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.