From the Start, I Pretend to Be a Thief and Stumble into a Policewoman’s Home

The Municipal Inspection Bureau is running a public awareness campaign called "Everyone Against Theft," offering a reward of 100,000 yuan to people from all walks of life who break into homes.

Tang Yifeng awakens the Detective System and puts his skills to use as a burglar. But the moment he enters a house, he runs into Meng Xiaoyao, an inspector coming home from work.

Meng Xiaoyao: "Wow, you're really something, breaking into my house to steal."

"Wait, let me explain!"

Tang Yifeng subdues Meng Xiaoyao in a few moves. "Miss, I signed up for the anti-theft show. I won't hurt you."

Meng Xiaoyao fumes. "Don't bother. There are cameras everywhere. You won't get away..."

Faced with Meng Xiaoyao's endless chatter, Tang Yifeng decides to make things a little harder for the production crew. He does dozens of push-ups right beside her, leaves behind an "autopsy report," wipes away every fingerprint and footprint, then slips away without a sound.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.