Live Broadcast: Taoist Priest, Can You Be More Serious?

My name is Li Fusheng, and my Taoist name is Xuanming. As soon as I became Huangpao, the Taoist sect was about to close down due to poor management. Therefore, the gate of the back mountain, which had not been opened for more than ten years, was finally opened to the outside world. In order to promote Taoist culture and complete the system and teacher tasks, I started the live broadcast, but this time it was a bit difficult for netizens to follow. Netizen: Taoist Priest, I want lightning to strike the wood Me: Do you think I look like a tree struck by lightning? Netizen: Taoist priest, what should I do if the child at home keeps staring at me and laughing? I am afraid that I will be shy in front of me. Me: Just close your eyes Netizen: Taoist priest, I want to know who will win in a fight between ghosts and zombies? Me: I can win Netizen: Taoist priest, do you have any delicious snacks to recommend? Me: Well, I usually look at what's on the altar table Netizen: Taoist priest, if you can, eat a beef patty. Me: I have the ability to tell my horoscope Netizen: Taoist priest, can the golden elixir stage resist rockets? Me: In the Nascent Soul stage, nuclear fusion can be controlled Netizen: Taoist priest, we are experts, can you be more serious! ? Me: It was you who were not serious first. … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.