I Want to, Too! But Who's Going to Serve the Sentence?

"Gu Changqing, if you're so amazing, why don't you raise a tiger?"

"I'd love to! But who's going to serve the time for that?"

"Gu Changqing, why don't you marry me? I'll be your wife."

Gu Changqing glanced at the rebellious girl, his mind a tangled mess.

"Say something. Are you in or not? If not, I'll run away from home!"

"Don't do anything rash! We can talk this out. I could marry you, sure! But who's going to serve the time?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.