NBA: What If Basketball Were Played with Your Mouth?

After transmigrating to the 2010s, Wang Ben gets suspended for his part in a brawl from the start.

Luckily, he has a System, so he isn't worried at all!

Playing basketball with a keyboard is way too weak! Wang Ben says he'll play with his mouth instead!

And so, the great basketball prophet is born!

Kobe: "I've never seen anyone tell me the script before hitting a game-winning shot! You little...!"

LeBron James: "The most important thing when guarding the King isn't reading his moves, it's listening to his mouth!"

Garnett: "He's the Chinese player with the best English I've ever seen. Some of the trash talk he uses is stuff I've never even heard before!"

Curry: "Wah... I want to go back to elementary school. I don't want to dream of playing basketball anymore!"

When Scarlett pursues him, Wang Ben cries out, "Miss, please have some self-respect! My name really does have three ox characters in it, but I don't have three kidneys!"

The synopsis can't do it justice, so read the story. This is a humorous novel, so serious stat-heads beware!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.