This Charlatan Has a Bit of a Conscience, but Not Much!

Li Ping'an transmigrated to this world and went up the mountain to practice the Dao.

On his first day back down, he set up a fortune-telling stall...

"Master, boys keep confessing to me and disrupting my peaceful life. What should I do?"

Li Ping'an said, "Miss, that's no illness. A demon has possessed you. There's a fox spirit living inside you!"

"Come, come, tell me your address. Tonight, I'll perform rituals with you all night..."

Passerby: "You're shameless enough to get struck by lightning, aren't you?"

Holding his horsetail whisk, Li Ping'an drifted past. "I come bearing the mountain breeze, to sweep away the world's foul air. The world laughs at me for being mad, but I laugh at them for not seeing through it!"

Fruit shop owner: "That son of a... Last time, he was starving and depressed, so he swiped an apple from me! This time, he stole a whole watermelon!"

The auntie next door: "That fool's got some skill, but no conscience..."

Back at home, Li Ping'an looked at the roomful of sealed demons and monsters and couldn't help sighing...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.