Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Saved Diao Chan

"Ding-dong! Master, your coins have been deposited!"

Liu Chuan looked at the System before him with an exasperated expression. "Listen, son, how am I supposed to level up when you transmigrated me to the middle of nowhere?"

"Master, this is the Three Kingdoms!" The System looked at him with disdain.

"Fine, you've really grown up." Liu Chuan looked at the desolate ridge, turned around, and kicked the System hundreds of meters away like a ball.

The System came waddling back, its big backside swaying. "Dad, Cao Cao is in that patch of bushes!"

"Holy crap, run!"

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