Siheyuan: Xu Damao's Simulated Life

After waking up from a drunken stupor, Xu Damao obtained a Life Simulator.

You are impotent, but you don't know it. Your wife still hasn't gotten pregnant after more than a year of marriage, so you keep blaming Lou Xiao'e and drowning your sorrows in alcohol.

When you go to the countryside to screen films, you also make sure to spread your seed everywhere, hoping to provide the Xu family with an heir. Sadly, things don't go as planned. You don't know you're impotent, and as time passes, you come to believe it's all because of your wife, Lou Xiao'e.

You blame her for failing to get pregnant, and often beat and berate her to vent your anger. Then the Deaf Old Lady seizes her chance: you divorce Lou Xiao'e and ransack your father-in-law's home. Lou Xiao'e is heartbroken and gives up on you. After your divorce, the Deaf Old Lady uses her legendary door-locking trick to ensure Silly Zhu has an heir. Lou Xiao'e gives birth to Silly Zhu's son, He Xiao, while you spend your later years in misery, growing old alone.

In the second simulation, you learn from your mistakes and become a devoted husband who works hard. One day, while screening films in the countryside, you meet a renowned doctor who cures your impotence. You and your wife go on to have three sons in a row, making Yi Zhonghai green with envy...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.