Your Venerable Master Is Really Just a Mortal

In his previous life, Lu Yan was a bona fide rich second-generation heir. He had hoped to lie flat and live a peaceful life, but his grandfather's doting ways made his older brothers jealous. On his twentieth birthday, while partying at a bar with his rowdy friends, he died in a car crash! With his dying breath, he cried, "The heavens are jealous of my talent! Heaven, what did I ever do to wrong you?" Perhaps Heaven heard him and felt his resentment, because it promptly tossed him into the cultivation world. To stay alive, he had no choice but to keep taking on disciples to protect himself. But why were all his disciples villains?! Fine, villains it is! At least when they meet the destined hero, they can stand in front of me and take the hit. But, but, are you sure villains are supposed to act like this? You should've told me earlier if I needed to bribe the director...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.