A Nationwide Mashup, but I Chose Cultivation

Everyone has awakened, and all kinds of bizarre abilities are appearing one after another?

There are countless sects and factions, each more varied than the last?

Some wave magic wands and yell, "Avada chop-your-melon!"

Some wear huge diamond rings and snap their fingers: "And I'm... Iron Man!"

Some keep putting on skintight suits and transforming into adults: "Cha! Sa! Eh... Cha cha cha..."

Goblins in suits and ties, the Man of Steel going viral with short-video livestreams, Norse gods learning to play mahjong...

What a ridiculous hodgepodge! In this chaotic age, I choose to cultivate immortality!

From the start, I obtain the Jade Disc of Creation and establish a sect... Daoism is the world's greatest path!

Who could have guessed that after becoming a saint, I would have to preach by giving up my life?

The disciples of the Mystic Sect beg me to live another five hundred years!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.