Showbiz: This Isn't a Divorce, It's Utter Absurdity

Ning Feng, who came from another world, joins a reality show. On the day filming begins,

while the other contestants are busy competing and fighting for popularity,

he runs off to court halfway through the show to get a divorce!

"Bro, isn't this kind of wrong?"

Ning Feng: "The rules don't say I can't leave. I'm following them to the letter!"

In the courtroom,

his ex-wife accuses Ning Feng's pet of pooping on the bed.

Ning Feng: "That wasn't the pet. It was clearly you!"

"I have a Yorkshire Terrier teacup dog!"

"How can a three-jin Yorkshire Terrier leave behind two and a half jin of poop?!"

Netizens are cracking up: Ning Feng's divorce hearing is the real peak of variety shows!

Later,

one reality-show challenge gives everyone fifty yuan and asks them to see who can spend the least.

Ning Feng immediately rushes over and snatches all the money from the director!

"The rules don't say we can't steal from the director! The money's all mine, so get lost!"

Netizens: Ning Feng follows the rules, but only sort of.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.