Journey to the West: I Just Got the Chaos Bell, and You Dare Test My Zen?

Chen Feng transmigrates as Tang Xuanzang, the monk on the Journey to the West. He has just activated the System and obtained the Chaos Bell when he encounters the Four Sages' Test of Chan Mastery.

The old woman wants me for her son-in-law?! No point putting it off, let's draw lots to decide!!

Guanyin: Why can't I move at all? Is he really going to consummate the marriage with me?!

At the foot of Mount Ling: Great Peng, I'll wash the Xuanyuan Sword in your blood!!

At Fire Cloud Cave, the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan: Brother, the Western Sect disrespected humanity first. There's no need for you to show them any courtesy either!!

In Wuji Kingdom: Guanyin, I'm eating this bear's gall. Not even the Tathagata himself can stop me, I said!!

Green Ox Spirit: Dao Ancestor, it's really not my fault. I never came out at any point. Jin Chanzi took all the treasures, and he was the one who killed the Eighteen Arhats and the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals!!

In the Underworld: Wutian, I have no objection if you say the God-Slaying Spear is yours. The question is, do you have what it takes to wield it?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.