I'm Not Even Worthy of Taking Over, Right? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

"Lin Tian, let's break up."

"Why, Rongrong? Have I not treated you well?"

For four years, Lin Tian had taken meticulous care of Ning Rongrong. He hadn't even minded her flirting with other guys, and had even been willing to raise another man's child!

"He came looking for me."

"Rongrong, why can't you see? He's a scumbag. He got you pregnant and won't even take responsibility."

"Don't you dare insult my boyfriend! You worthless loser, do you think you're even fit to say that?"

Heartbroken, Lin Tian activated the Ultimate Simp System and received six hundred quadrillion simp coins. He could spend money on his goddess and get ten percent cashback!

His insane life as a simp began.

One month later.

"Lin Tian, I'm pregnant again. I've realized that I still love you. You love me too, right?"

"Have the baby. The child can take my surname."

"I knew you were the best."

Ten months later...

Ning Rongrong knelt on the ground. "Please, don't leave me! What does that vixen have that I don't? How can you treat me like this?"

"Why? Because she's clean."

Lin Tian walked away without looking back.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.