They Call Me the Great Buddha

The story of a young monk who grows up with bumps all over his head. He transmigrates to the Shaolin Temple in a martial arts world, starting out with a cheat and the Yijin Jing. Determined to stay hidden until he reaches max level, he vows not to come down the mountain before then. But little by little, he discovers that this world is no simple place. Who's firing sneak attacks? Who's laying out magic arrays? Who's unleashing a hundred thousand volts...? This humble monk just practices martial arts. I can't get involved, I can't get involved. Everyone looks at his towering Dharma body and nods. You're right about everything!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.