The teahouse by the Bridge of Helplessness.
An old man tremblingly ladles out a bowl of soup.
A large hand knocks it over. "My dad's the Thunder God. Cut the useless stuff!"
The old man instantly flies into a rage, his hair standing on end. "Waaaah! I'll make you a fool today!"
Just as he is about to attack, thunderclouds churn overhead, and the old man cries out in fright.
"Master, save me!"
In an instant, a hand crushes the thunderclouds. It reaches through the void and appears above the Heavenly Court, grabbing the Thunder God by the scruff of his neck.
"Jade Emperor, save me!"
With a sword's ring, the Haotian Sword slashes toward the giant hand.
A massive cauldron knocks the Haotian Sword flying and crashes toward Lingxiao Palace.
"Meng Jun, I was wrong!" Haotian cries, clutching his head!
"Serves him right!" Tongtian says, hugging his sword in the Three Pure Heavens!
Deep in the cycle of reincarnation, Houtu sneers, "He actually dared to provoke him!"
At Wa Huang Palace, Nuwa clenches her fist, then relaxes it. "I really want to hack him to death."
All the mighty beings between Heaven and Earth remember that man on this day.
Meanwhile, the man in question is hiding in the teahouse, staring at the unfinished storybook in his hands. He grumbles, "You can reincarnate only after you finish writing this!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
They look so poisonous, like every protagonist