Reborn as a Dog, I Choose to Lie Flat

Mu Ke thought he had died, but when he opened his eyes, he found himself in his mother's womb.

"What kind of setup is this? Reborn as a...?"

Determined to be reincarnated again, he accumulated experience from four failed suicide attempts before finally deciding to lie flat.

He thought he'd carefully chosen a master who could take him to the top, but instead, his master dragged him into a whole lot of trouble.

When his master causes trouble, he takes the blame!

When his master gets beaten up, he takes the hits!

If he hadn't accidentally awakened the Cultivation System, that brainless master would have gotten him killed eight hundred times over by now.

Mu Ke: "Hey! I used to be a man who shook the Nine Provinces! How dare you juniors act so brazenly in front of me!"

Mo Lanlan: "You little shit, get down here right now! Stop standing on my roof and shouting!"

Mu Ke: "Yes, ma'am! Coming right down!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.