Showbiz: I Made the Director Cry as Soon as I Went on the Show

A performance of "Across the Mountains and Rivers" shook the entire venue. Every director among the guests was stunned.

A young genius seemed to be rising like a star, with his cool demeanor, transcendent singing, and voice that sounded as if it had endured for millennia.

Everything pointed to him being a cool, godlike heartthrob and a rising idol!

But then the genius opened his mouth.

"You want to know how I wrote it? Easy. My boss fired me, and I was so furious that I imagined myself as a great general, wiping out every last capitalist!"

Audience: "...?"

In an instant, the whole internet was in tears, laughing and crying at once.

Viewer 1: "After watching this show, I feel like my face is frozen."

Viewer 2: "+1"

Viewer 3: "Exactly."

Viewer 4: "Agreed!"

The director sat in the studio, drinking and crying at the same time.

"I even wrote all the lines for you, and you still ruined your character?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.