What the Heck! We Meet Up After Online Dating, and You Go Off to Exorcise Corpses?

My name is Zhou Shuyi. Today, I'm meeting my online boyfriend in person, and I've brought my bestie Dai Xiaomei along.

But the scumbag stood me up!

What the hell? We're finally meeting in person, and now you tell me you have to go drive corpses?

To expose the jerk, Zhou Shuyi and Dai Xiaomei tracked Xia Fan down to the village where he was driving corpses.

But they found three coffins standing at the village entrance, along with an old man muttering that Xia Fan, that scumbag, was a master?

Dai Xiaomei: "Sis, something's not right. Maybe we should just leave..."

Zhou Shuyi: "Leave my ass! Do you think I'm stupid? I'm staying to see this for myself!"

Comments: "We're with Sister Zhou! Using corpse-driving as an excuse, like we're that stupid?"

But after night fell, a bell rang, and a figure in purple slowly emerged. What they saw was something they would never forget for the rest of their lives!

"Living people, keep your distance. The dead are returning!"

Comments: "Holy crap! The corpse is really moving! Is the person ringing the bell up front alive?"

Zhou Shuyi: "Xia Fan!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.