The large-scale reality show Bad Guys and Detectives, featuring real people simulating criminals, is about to begin filming.
Detective Xiong Qianqian: "These people are nothing to worry about. We'll arrest them all within a month."
"Captain Xiong! Number Two blew up the docks!"
"Captain Xiong, Number Two robbed a bank!"
"Captain Xiong, Number Two has robbed ten banks in ten days!"
"Captain Xiong, Number Two has gathered over a hundred people and is preparing to storm the command center!"
"Captain Xiong, Number Two is a skilled fighter, quick-witted, and full of tricks. He's carried out every kind of major crime, and he's got a whole gang of underlings. I'm afraid we're no match for him."
Number Two: "How long until the show's over? I'm thinking of hijacking a few international cruise ships and expanding my pirate crew."
Xiong Qianqian: "You're supposed to play a criminal! Play one! Do you understand?"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
