I’m the Ghost King of Fengdu, and My Daughter Wants Our Home Listed as Heritage

One day,

the National Cultural Heritage Administration received a phone call.

Little girl: "Hello! Can I apply to have my family home listed as a cultural heritage site?"

Staff member: "..."

"Little girl, the standards for heritage status are very high. If your home meets them, of course you can apply."

At the other end of the line,

the little girl pointed at the heritage criteria handbook and read in a childish voice:

"First: Cultural significance... Dad says that once Fengdu appears, no ghost can escape. Ghost culture counts as culture, right?"

"Second: Practical value... Dad says that when our house gets bigger, those homeless big sisters in red, little succubus sisters, and slit-mouthed aunties outside will have somewhere to stay. That counts as practical, right?"

"Nth: No disputes over ownership... Dad is so hospitable, he probably won't mind, right?"

Staff member: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.