One Piece's Chef

Shanks: "Brother Arthur, your food is mushy." Arthur: "Then you have to ask the captain." Roger: "Hahaha, Arthur, don't worry so much, I didn't mean it." Reilly: "Roger, you'd better be careful." Roger: "What's wrong?" Reilly: "Arthur hasn't moved his chopsticks since dinner started." Roger: "Why?" Arthur: "Because I put laxatives in the food." Reilly: "Sure enough, luckily I was alert and didn't eat." Everyone: "..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.