Showbiz: The Movies I Make Become Reality

"You made a little money, and now you're blowing your whole fortune on making a movie? Are you crazy? What if it fails? Have you thought about the consequences?"

Should I tell you that my movie can become reality?

"You don't actually think you're some smirking-mouthed God of War, do you? The Dragon King returns, takes on a hundred men alone, martial arts masters, the Four Great Families? Bah! You dare lay a hand on my woman? I could crush you with one hand! Apologize, or your movie won't be released."

"We pay our respects to the Dragon King! Someone drag this fool away!"

"Zombies are on the loose. A coin sword, an inked string, black dog blood, and sticky rice can deal with them? You don't really think you're a Celestial Master come down the mountain, do you? What the hell, you really are a Celestial Master!"

"The Lion Nation has developed a new weapon and is preparing to unify the world. What do you mean, there are really zombies?"

"Mr. Chen Zhou, what you're making isn't a movie. It's a documentary, isn't it?"

"An alien invasion? What's there to fear? Our Nation of Nine-Five is descended from dragons, and Immortal Chen protects us. We are all dragons ourselves. Forget aliens, even Thanos would get slapped down in one hit."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.