Psychic Variety Show: It's All Scripted, Except I'm the Real Deal

Chen Ping'an, the last Celestial Master, has been dating a beautiful foreign woman online for five years. In pursuit of happiness, he goes abroad to finally meet her in person.

But when his girlfriend learns that he is a Celestial Master from the Dragon Kingdom, she signs him up for the hottest show in the Mao Kingdom, Psychic Challenge.

He agrees to make her happy and because he rarely gets a chance to test his skills against foreign sorcerers.

But once the contest begins, he realizes that he is the only one performing real spells. Everyone else is following a script!

"Darling, did they really summon the spirits of the dead? I'm suddenly freezing!" his girlfriend says.

Chen Ping'an: "I didn't see any ghosts. They probably just turned up the air conditioning..."

"Darling, they're amazing! They can even predict the future!" his girlfriend exclaims.

Chen Ping'an: "Would you believe me if I said it's all scripted?"

Watching the foreign charlatans put on their supernatural act, Chen Ping'an decides to stop following the script.

"Wind! Rain! Thunder! Lightning! By command of the law, obey!"

As Chen Ping'an performs his Daoist arts, the skies darken and the world seems to be coming to an end!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.