Writing Comedy Sketches With My Life on the Line: The Whole Internet Begs Me Not to Die

Fang Hao transmigrated to Blue Star, hoping to make something of himself, only to discover that he was already terminally ill.

Just as despair was setting in, he awakened the Create to Survive System. Every time he wrote an entertaining stage skit, he gained a few more days to live.

So he came up with a hilarious routine featuring the auntie who looked after him, making countless people across the country laugh.

He wrote a comedy sketch for his next-door neighbor, Old Zhao, about selling a crutch, and it went viral across the internet, spawning countless catchphrases!

He wrote a sketch about eating noodles for the bald young man upstairs, and it became the hottest topic of the moment.

The whole internet was curious about just how many funny bones and how much of a sense of humor the sketchwriter had.

Then an accident revealed that Fang Hao was terminally ill and in critical condition.

He endured his pain while writing one joyful bit after another for everyone.

In an instant, the whole internet was in tears.

"Get some rest. Don't keep working yourself so hard!"

"We can hold back our laughter. You don't have to work yourself to the bone for us!"

"Stop! You'll die if you keep this up!"

"Oh no! He's got the urge to write again!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.