A Popsicle Costs Five Dimes, and the Whole Internet Begs Me Not to Go Under

Su Chi transmigrates to Blue Star, a place filled with all kinds of expensive ice cream.

Even a single ordinary ice pop can cost dozens of yuan.

And the prices aren't even displayed. They're true freezer assassins.

The ice cream factory run by Su Chi's family is on the verge of bankruptcy.

He unlocks the System and obtains recipes for making incredibly cheap ice cream.

"The cute dragons are slaughtering us, and even Chinese ice cream wants to join in? Then let's fight!"

The cool, refreshing taste of Xuelian ice pops and the rich, creamy flavor of Xiaobuding milk pops, all for just fifty cents.

But then Su Chi's ice cream factory is exposed for having filthy, disorderly production rooms and other problems.

Netizens: "We've been suffering through expensive ice cream for years. The ice cream assassins have eaten up all our money, and we've lost our homes and dragged our families into debt. Now that we've finally got cheap ice cream, you're insisting it's dirty? It's only fifty cents. The sellers aren't making a profit. Seriously, who doesn't have hot summer days? Can you guarantee you'll never eat ice cream for the rest of your life?"

Celebrities across the internet speak up for Su Chi: "We're eating the fifty-cent ice cream, and nobody can stop us!"

Su Chi: "As long as I'm here, the ice cream world won't get away with this!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.