National Fate: Calabash Brothers and Armor Heroes, and Boss Bai Smiles

The Forbidden Zone descends, and Jiang Fan transmigrates.

Wait, what do you mean I'm playing a Calabash Brother from the start??

I'm a strapping grown man... Damn, this is mortifying, and now I've run into my goddess, Bai Yuekui!

What? The Flame Dragon Armor, what are you doing here too?

Inside the Forbidden Zone, Jiang Fan fights through his embarrassment and goes all in on playing the new-age do-gooder Calabash Brother.

The pickle-loving nation: This is hilarious. A robot and a little kid? Do you think the Forbidden Zone is a kindergarten?

Some Fan: Sorry, but it really is!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.