Hey, buddy, buddy, I'm Hao Ren, buddy.
Hey, buddy, buddy, need a girlfriend, buddy?
Hey, buddy, buddy, I'll share one with you, buddy.
Hey, buddy, buddy, want a campus beauty, buddy?
Hey, buddy, buddy, want a mature woman, buddy?
Hey, buddy, buddy, even snatching a girl and making a run for it would be fine, buddy!
Hey, buddy, buddy, I'm getting jumped, buddy!
Hey, buddy, buddy, come save me, buddy!
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