NBA: Stars with Elegant Personalities

Ohmygod! Charles Charles, look at that rookie, how he looks so much like you. His backside and that butt, Charles, I think this rookie is even stronger than you at your peak. That butt is almost touching the defender's chest. Kenny, you are right, but not completely. I think his template must be me and Rick Barry... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.