I Took Out an Online Loan and the World Was in Economic Crisis?

"I borrowed money based on my ability, why should I pay it back?" "When you are looking for online loans, you have to move fast and have a cool posture!" Traveling to a parallel world and witnessing villagers being cut off by an online loan company, Ye Xiaolong, the head of Dawang Village, led the villagers to rob the online loan company. Ten days interest-free period? Don't give up the interest that you give for free! The stock market plummeted! It's a good opportunity to buy the bottom, buy as much as you can! Second-hand loans: Who is short of money? As much as you want! In order to collect debts, online loan companies rack their brains. Debt collection by phone? The second sister-in-law has the lion's roar skill! On the credit blacklist? I am a household with five guarantees, who is afraid of whom? Door-to-door debt collection? Come, let's have some tunnel fighting in the mountains! Online loan company: "Brother, please stop masturbating, I've already masturbated for you!" Defeat domestic online lending platforms and defeat foreign ones. The beautiful country united more than 20 countries to beg for mercy: because of Dawangcun's online loans, the whole world has entered an economic crisis! Online loans can buy a house... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.