Showbiz: Everyone Wants Sweet Songs? Mine Depress the Whole Internet

Bound to a shady System, he must reach 300 million followers across the internet, or face forced random transmigration to another world without his golden finger!

After activating the Depression System, Su Zhe begins making the whole internet miserable!

He sings the tearjerker hit Fairy Tale! The whole internet bursts into tears! Reward: 3 million Depression Points!

He sings the soul-crushing hit Release Your Worries! The whole internet falls silent! Reward: 5 million Depression Points!

If Only You Weren't the One, Dandelion's Promise, Where Is the Happiness We Were Promised, Exclusive Memory, Suddenly Miss You So Much... Every song becomes a hit and leaves the whole internet in despair!

He writes The Sky Is Bright for Han Hong, Take It Early for Zhang Yu, Bubble for Deng Ziqi, Quit Smoking for Li Ronghao, and He Doesn't Understand for Zhang Jie... Together, they make the whole internet miserable!

Reporter: "Teacher Su Zhe, in this era of sweet songs for everyone, you became a superstar with tearjerking, soul-crushing music. Have you considered making sweet songs?"

Su Zhe: "Sweet songs?"

After some thought, he writes Love You, The Love of Hawthorn Tree, and Sweet Little Love Song...

Su Zhe: "I can do sweet songs too, but I still prefer the soul-crushing kind!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.