I, a Chinese Alligator, Munch on Want Want Snow Cakes and Start Simulating

Lin Ze is reborn as a Chinese alligator, able to wolf down half a bag of Want Want Snow Cakes in one bite. He's the kind that gets bonked on the head while watching Granny do laundry. He thought he would live a happy life like that, but then he was told he would be released into the wild!

With the combat ability of a Chinese alligator that can't even beat a goose, he was worried he might not make it.

Luckily, the Human... Crocodile Life Simulator arrived. With each simulation, Lin Ze gained unparalleled evolution, and the legends surrounding him gradually came to light.

The Zuo Zhuan: Laozi debated the Dao with divine beasts before departing west through Hangu Pass, while Confucius traveled among the states in search of traces of divine beasts.

The Annals of the First Emperor of Qin: In the immortal and martial Great Qin, fireflies guarded the stars, and a true dragon descended upon the world!

The Book of Han: When foreign tribes invaded, the Flying Cavalry General happened upon dragon blood and earned the title Wolf of Mount Xu!

The Book of Tang: With two sovereigns ruling together, the heavens split open, and a dragon stood proudly above the sky, protecting Chang'an!

The Yongle Encyclopedia: Stars fell and mist arose. I have heard that a true dragon lies coiled atop Kunlun, roaming between heaven and earth. Find it!

This book is also known as The Story of How I Became Great Xia's Guardian Beast by Eating Nothing but Want Want Snow Cakes

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.