Genshin Impact: The Terrible Life Simulator, Driving the Fatui Harbinger to Despair

Day 1: You arrive at Tenshukaku in Inazuma and demand that the Raiden Shogun hand over her Gnosis.

Day 2: You obtain the Raiden Shogun's Gnosis and earn the Tsaritsa's lavish praise.

La Signora: "Excellent. The legendary Raiden Shogun is nothing special after all."

A few minutes later.

La Signora: "You damn son of a... I'm about to get cut down!"

Day 1: There have always been legends of immortals in Jueyun Karst. They say that if you roast and eat a crane, you can enter the immortal sect.

Day 2: The immortal named Shenhe is easy to talk to, and you have a lovely chat with her.

Yelan: "If you have even a shred of conscience, come see me at Bubu Pharmacy."

Day 108: You learn that the secret to growing taller requires one important ingredient: fox fur from a fox over 500 years old.

Sayu: "Ugh, I don't dare. I absolutely don't dare!"

Day 16: The weak spot of Beisht, wife of the Vortex Vanquisher, is her mouth. One stab with a sword and she's dead.

Lumine: "Let's go wild! Let's go wild!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.