Golden Core Plows the Fields, Granduncle-Master, Stop Gaming

Lin Fan transmigrates to the cultivation world, where immortals and demons roam everywhere, and dragons and phoenixes are as common as... You could lose your life with the slightest mistake.

Zhou Sharen: "Heh heh heh! A tiny Qingfeng Sect dares to occupy such a blessed land?"

Lin Buhui: "Zhou Sharen, don't forget we're both Foundation Establishment cultivators. If you dare invade my Qingfeng Sect, I'll drag you down with me, even if it costs my life!"

Several Golden Core cultivators slowly step out from behind Zhou Sharen.

"And what if you have to face us too?"

Yikes.

Lin Buhui: "The Heyang Sect has reached our mountain gate. Hurry and summon Grandmaster Uncle!"

Disciple A: "Oh no, oh no! Grandmaster Uncle, the Heyang Sect has reached our mountain gate!"

Lin Fan: "Wait, I'm playing a game."

Disciple B: "Oh no, oh no! Grandmaster Uncle, the Golden Core cultivators are tearing up the land!"

Lin Fan: "Wait, I'm playing a game."

Disciple C: "Oh no, oh no! Grandmaster Uncle, they're going to pull out your internet cable!"

Lin Fan: "Wooo! Die, you bastards!"

Disciple A: ?

Disciple B: ?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.