Honghuang: I, Hong Yun, Am the Only Good Guy in Heaven and Earth

Ma Xiaoyun, who was mistaken for a "good person," transmigrates into the prehistoric world as Hongyun, its unluckiest do-gooder, and gets the "Good Samaritan System" to boot.

Everyone wants to take advantage of him, so Ma Xiaoyun resolves to become the prehistoric world's number-one do-gooder.

Daoist Jieyin: Don't ask why my face was swollen and bruised like a pig's, only to heal in an instant. Ma Xiaoyun did it. He's definitely not a good person!

Daoist Zhunti, Primordial Heavenly Venerable: Huh? Why do our treasures keep mysteriously disappearing?

Before long, everyone in the human race at Fire Cloud Cave is holding a Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree in their left hand and waving a Pangu Banner in their right.

Daoist Zhunti, Primordial Heavenly Venerable: Hongyun is rotten to the core, a petty thief! But why does he call himself a good person, and why have Heaven's Will and the Great Dao bestowed immeasurable merit upon him?

Xihe, Changxi: Dijun says marrying us will earn merit by fulfilling a heavenly marriage? What are we waiting for? Ma Xiaoyun, let's become Dao companions!

Queen Mother of the West: Ma Xiaoyun, can I move mountains and pay my way into Fire Cloud Cave?

Nuwa: Good person, I'm short one whip for creating humanity!

Sect Master Tongtian: Where are the Three Xiao sisters? I have a supreme mission for you: get Ma Xiaoyun to join the Jie Sect. I'm willing to give him the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation and its diagram!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.