Flaming Arguments: A Female Ghost Comes Knocking from the Start

"A search for you on Baidu turns up nothing, but search for * and you'll find it."

"I've heard of foot binding, but never brain binding."

"God sprinkled the world with the sweet dew of wisdom, but you insist on holding up an umbrella."

"It wasn't until I met you that I realized just how concretely ugly human nature could be."

At his computer, Zhou Yang hammered away at the keyboard, the keys clacking loudly.

On the other side of the screen was a teammate he'd added as a friend so they could trade insults after Zhou Yang played so badly.

Seeing the other person at a loss for words after getting roasted, Zhou Yang could only sneer.

Come on, armed with the power of the finest Chinese insults from my previous life, I refuse to lose an argument.

What he didn't know was that the person arguing with him wasn't human at all. It was a female ghost.

And the female ghost was already completely furious, getting ready to crawl through the internet and come after him.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.