Monopoly: I Beat the Ice Cream Assassin to a Pulp!

Sixty-six dollars for one popsicle? Is this daylight robbery?

Dragon fruit ice cream? Passion fruit ice cream?

It's all a rip-off. It tastes like soap!

Customers everywhere: They know we're poor, so they really don't want us eating popsicles. This is so real, I'm crying!

Wangxing Company refused to back down! Just because we're poor, do we not deserve popsicles? At the end of their rope, they launched the Ice Pop God, Xuelian!

Customers everywhere: Do you know how much one of those fancy popsicles costs? Sixty-six dollars each! For that price, we can buy 132 bags of Xuelian! We must defend Xuelian! We must defend Wangxing Company!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.