The Buddha? How Many Disciples Does He Have?

The world is revived, myths descend, and the gods of the heavens return to the mortal realm.

Every nation shifts from human rule to divine rule, from human rights to theocracy.

Only Ancient Hua says: "What? The gods are here to spread the Dao?"

"Tell me, which god should we execute? What Dao should we spread?"

"Namo Guanyin Bodhisattva? Is her firepower really stronger than the Namo Gatling Bodhisattva in my hands?"

"The Tathagata? How many troops does he even have?"

"The Jade Emperor? He himself was beaten by a monkey... Oh, he wants to work with us?

"Hmm, we can consider it. That way, we'll have someone else to shift the blame to... I mean, everyone can benefit from working together."

And so...

Year after year of heavy rain: "The Heavenly Court is unjust! Follow me up the heavenly steps and attack the Heavenly Court!"

Year after year of drought: "The Heavenly Court is unjust! Follow me up the heavenly steps and attack the Heavenly Court!"

Year after year of good weather and bountiful harvests: "The Heavenly Court is un... wait, Jade Emperor, why are you hiding under the table? Someone, hurry and get the Jade Emperor a chair."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.