Picking Up a Zombie Wife Is Perfectly Reasonable

Do you have a wife?

What, you do? That's fine. My wife is a zombie. Tell me, isn't that impressive? And my zombie wife isn't afraid of sunlight!

On a stormy night, Lin Jiuquan found a stunning zombie doll on the road.

He thought it was just dressed in a strange way. How was he to know it was a real thousand-year-old female zombie? She even followed him around, calling him her benefactor and saying she would take care of him for the rest of his life.

Why are you afraid of me? Please let me go, Zombie Sis! I promise I won't pick up random things again!

The next day, the female zombie brought a bowl of blood over to Lin Jiuquan.

"Young Master, breakfast is ready." Hmph! I'm Lin Jiuquan, a model student. How could I agree to such an unreasonable request?

And so, years later, Lin Jiuquan gazed at his zombie wife beside him and smiled dreamily.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.