I, a Maoshan Taoist! Pay Up!

Qin Jie, a Daoist disciple who recently came down from the mountains, saw all the wonderful things the world had to offer and grew fond of money. When someone encountered a ghost and asked Qin Jie to deal with it, he said, "Pay up, pay up, pay up!"

If the ghost was particularly powerful, Qin Jie would say, "Pay extra, pay extra, pay extra!"

The wealthy merchants said, "Daoist Qin Jie is incredibly skilled, but he charges way too much!"

The powerful ghost kings said, "Master, please stop digging! We're begging you, there really aren't any burial goods in our tombs!"

The Nine Provinces Paranormal Affairs Bureau said, "We might as well give Qin Jie all our salaries and have Master Qin deal with all the monsters and demons in the world. Master Qin is quick to collect payment and just as ruthless when he strikes. But this is the first time I've seen ghosts and monsters pay protection money, and pay it to Master Qin, no less!"

Qin Jie has this to say: "Feng shui, strange occurrences, spirits, gods, ghosts, and monsters, I can handle it all. There's no problem I can't solve, as long as you can afford it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.