Raising a Thousand-Year-Old Wine Bug as a Pet

养只千年酒虫当宠物

by Little Village Chief (小村长)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 17k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

What's it like to keep a thousand-year-old Wine Bug as a pet?

Ugh! It's driving me crazy!

No matter how much I drink, I just can't get drunk!

Ugh! I've got it rough!

All it takes is a handshake with a beautiful woman, and I know what she wants!

Ugh! I'm amazing!

At night, the Wine Bug can even take me back to ancient times in my dreams...

Please! Someone save me!

Can't you let me get drunk just once?!

Can't you let me fail just once?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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