Brother Ghost, Don't Panic, Taoist Master Will Give You a Massage

What? Master forced me to go down the mountain! Are Taoist priests turning to massage therapists these days? Starving ghost: I refuse human flesh, starting from the time Master Tao gave me a massage! Internet addict: Playing games in the middle of the night, cell phone exploding, going to hell early at a young age. What's so hateful about this? Fully automatic massage therapy, Master Dao helped me quit Internet addiction! Wander in the secret realm of health and wellness! Single ghost: woof woof woof! Lord Tao, please show mercy and give me a face of innocence. Sick and dead ghost: You will regret it only if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say to Master Dao: Daddy, I want to do massage. Rhinitis, colds, spinal pain, lumbar disc herniation... Are still tribulations that could not be overcome in the previous life, and obsessions that cannot be let go. Master Tao, I know all the treasures in my family, and my life is at my fingertips... The disease can be cured! It feels good to massage for a while, and it feels good to massage all the time! I'm sorry... I can't let go of this fireworks world Just because Master Dao gave me a massage... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.