I'm Not the Ice Cream God!

"Zhong Xuegao, Menglong... Which ice cream is your favorite?"

Snow Lotus!

"What? Snow Lotus? What's that? Even a scruffy dog wouldn't eat it!"

In an obscure little tavern, a mustachioed man stands on the bar and shouts:

"Do you know how much a Snow Lotus costs out there?

Five hundred thousand Snow Cola coins, or Cake coins!!!

You couldn't fit all those coins in a carriage!!!"

At a cabinet meeting, a bald hazelnut cries out: "We shall fight in the fields! We shall fight in the skies…"

Orphans of the Fog, the Iron Tower Still Stands, Winter Is Coming, Raging Seas…

But they all lost!

A voice rings out from the East: the Snow Clan's ultimate dungeon, the mysterious and ancient Eastern capital, Dragon City of Ten Thousand Miles!

On this day, someone ascended to sainthood, and someone returned from the Great Void:

The winds have risen on the ancestral star, stirring Fuxi's banner…

It's time for us to go home…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.