Three Kingdoms: Uh-Oh, I’ve Ruined the Three Kingdoms

"Keep the music playing, keep dancing..."

What could make a noble imperial uncle of the Han dynasty spend all day awkwardly dancing in the military camp?

Why did the great warlord Cao Cao, pursued after sneaking off to sleep with Zhang Xiu's aunt, dare not even complain?

Why had Jia Xu, the most venomous strategist of his age, sunk to begging on the streets?

Behind it all, was it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?

It all began when Lu Bu stopped relying on brute courage alone, starting with the Battle of Hulao Pass...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.