Siheyuan: You Sabotaged My Blind Date, and Now You Expect Me to Support You in Your Old Age?

After a few drinks, I transmigrated into the courtyard-house drunkard Li Guodong. Before I could even open my eyes, I heard the old hag ruining my reputation: "He's a drunk. His wife left with their daughter because he was lazy, gluttonous, and beat her when he was drunk!"

Unbelievable. This deaf old woman is trying to sabotage his blind dates while expecting Li Guodong to support her in her old age.

She can keep dreaming!

What? Qin Huairu talked him out of all his savings?

Then make her spit every last bit of it back out!

Jia Zhangshi wants to get her hands on his house, too?

Get out of the courtyard house!

Bang Geng wants to bully his daughter?

Break his legs!

His runaway wife has come back?

Sorry, this isn't a recycling center. I don't accept outside garbage...

Anyway, with the sign-in System at my fingertips, what don't I have?

I've got time on my hands, so I might as well make money, raise my kid, and take on all the beasts in the courtyard. What fun!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.