Showbiz: The Whole Internet Begs Me to Reconcile with Yang Xiaomi After We Separate

Single heroine + sweet romance + laid-back daily life

Lin Tian and Yang Xiaomi have been married for seven years, and they're now facing the seven-year itch. They still love each other, but even they can't escape the familiar feeling of growing complacent.

By chance, the two got into an argument over whether noodles should come with garlic. Lin Tian stormed out of the house and posted a new song on Weibo, "You Asked for It."

It caused an immediate uproar. Tens of millions of fans went after Yang Xiaomi, who refused to back down and released her own new song, "You're So Vicious." And so began the proud couple's back-and-forth feud.

At first, a host of celebrities watched for fun, but it wasn't long before they were terrified.

Lin Tian and Yang Xiaomi kept trading songs and taking jabs at each other, holding the top spot on the trending charts for ages and dragging hundreds of millions of netizens into the fray.

A big-budget movie costing hundreds of millions to make got no attention.

The variety show they were working on, "Mushroom House," was ignored by everyone.

The worst off was a certain singer, whose concert had been in preparation for three years but still couldn't go ahead.

At that moment, celebrities all over the internet were in tears. "You two proud lovebirds, hurry up and make up! If you don't, we're all going to end up begging for food!"

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