What's Wrong with Saying 'Small'? I Drove My Blind Date into Depression

"My requirements for a blind date are simple."

"You must have local household registration and own three homes inside the Second Ring Road."

"You need at least a graduate degree and an annual salary of at least a million."

"It would be best if both your parents were dead, so we can avoid a lot of trouble."

"You have to bring my parents over to live with us and take good care of them."

"You have to spoil me and love me without limits. After we get married, all the money goes to me. If you make a mistake, you can leave with nothing at any time!"

Chu Tian immediately offered to treat this impossible woman to dinner.

"This is the lobster feast you promised?!"

"Yeah, spicy crawfish. What's the problem?"

"No way. You should have treated me to big lobsters!"

Chu Tian slapped the table and leaped to his feet. Everyone in the restaurant turned to look.

"What's wrong with small ones? What's wrong with small ones? Can't they satisfy you?!"

Reward: Expert Cooking Skills, two million in cash, and an A8.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.