I Swallowed a Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Worm from the Start, Upgrading My System

My golden finger, my System.

Don't people who transmigrate into web novels always get one by default?

Xu Ziling asked himself the soul-searching question.

This was a world of cultivators.

How was he supposed to get by without a golden finger?

The day before new students were due to report to Yuxu Palace,

his big sister forced him to eat a tonic, which turned out to be a huge, snow-white caterpillar.

Holy crap!

The caterpillar could talk, and even perform stand-up comedy.

"As the saying goes, talent accounts for thirty percent, and hard work the other seventy."

"Do you know why all those spirit herbs you eat still haven't revealed your talent?"

"It comes down to one thing: laziness."

"I'm not saying you're lazy. The cells in your body are just too lazy."

Just let me manage your System, and I guarantee you'll soar to the top.

You'll become a genius among geniuses...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.