My Simulated Heaven Roguelike

Also known as: I Built Heaven in Hell, My Heaven Is Full of Ghosts, The Ghosts Are Fake, the People Are Real

You keep showing up at murder scenes, leaving the police in the dust, and you say you're playing a game?

You wiped out half the crime syndicates in the Federation and built your own criminal empire, and you say you're playing a game?

You've attacked the Inquisition again and again, grinding the Pope's face underfoot, and you still dare say you're playing a game?!

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Xin Yi: National Security comrades, I really was playing a wholesome, heartwarming simulation game! We're fellow countrymen. You can't listen to all that nonsense from those foreigners!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.