Showbiz: This Is Ridiculous! You Still Claim You Don't Know Martial Arts?

He is Chang Wei from The Ninth-Rank Sesame Official.

He is Feng Yuxiu, the martial arts fanatic from Kung Fu Jungle.

He is Gao Jin, the suited-up thug from SPL 2: A Time for Consequences.

He is Yang Xiao, universally recognized as the pinnacle of action cinema.

After fourteen years of martial arts training, Yang Xiao, a transmigrator, leaves his mountain village.

Starting out as Boss Yang's bodyguard, he embarks on a legendary journey.

Sammo Hung: Who's the toughest fighter in Foshan? Yang Xiao, of course. Who else, Ip Man?

Donnie Yen: Why did I run off the set? He said, "We'll settle who's stronger, and we'll fight to the death!" Wouldn't you run too?

Wu Jing: When he stares at you and speaks in that unhurried way, do you know what pressure feels like?

Max Zhang: He glanced at me casually, and I felt like I'd be beaten to death the very next second.

Years later, Yang Xiao, who had left behind countless iconic moments, gave an interview:

Let me clarify this one more time: the fights in the movies are choreographed. They're not real kung fu!

Fans exclaimed: Yang Xiao is so dedicated. After all these years, he still keeps saying he doesn't know martial arts!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.