National Fortune: but Captain Shore

There's this weird thing about me becoming a shore captain and coming to the world of national sports, and having a bunch of weird teammates! Hello everyone, I'm Kishi! In desperate need of wine and a woman I like. Since I came to the world of national sports, I feel that my spirit is very bad. Not only is there a bad guy named Wu Liuqi next to me, but there is also a woman who is even less interesting than Denji, and a chicken. I feel super depressed and if I could, I wish I could go back and just watch TV, drink my favorite wine, and watch my favorite hot American girls, preferably without anyone interrupting me. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.